Tropescilloscope: You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!

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For! Emphasis! Unusual Euphemism Christmas Movies Index Wicked Cultured Diabolus ex Machina He Who Fights Monsters Artistic License – Law Famous Last Words A Father to His Men After the End Adaptational Villainy Foreshadowing It's Personal Comically Missing the Point Femme Fatale The Lancer Belligerent Sexual Tension Stock Footage Creative Closing Credits Due to the Dead You Have Got to Be Kidding Me! Despair Event Horizon Fire-Forged Friends Loophole Abuse Adaptation Expansion Spared by the Adaptation Spiritual Successor Properly Paranoid Colour-Coded for Your Convenience aka: Color Coded For Your Convenience Missing Mom What the Hell, Hero? Grey and Gray Morality Soundtrack Dissonance She Cleans Up Nicely The Smart Guy Accidental Misnaming The Chessmaster Woman Scorned Foregone Conclusion Not What It Looks Like Evil-Detecting Dog Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane Heroic BSoD One-Word Title Red Right Hand Death by Irony Gold Digger Truth in Television No Ending Our Zombies Are Different Mighty Whitey Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other The Ditz Major Injury Underreaction Expository Hairstyle Change Cluster F-Bomb Anti-Hero Epic Fail Parental Abandonment Male Frontal Nudity Same Language Dub Unresolved Sexual Tension Curse Cut Short Death Seeker The '60s Death by Adaptation Kick the Son of a Bitch Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right! 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Bloodier and Gorier Artistic License – Physics Black Dude Dies First Evil Cannot Comprehend Good Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping Getting Crap Past the Radar Let's Get Dangerous! Arc Words Laughing Mad Anyone Can Die World of Ham No Good Deed Goes Unpunished One Steve Limit The Starscream Soft Glass Scenery Porn N-Word Privileges Time Skip Real Life Leitmotif Nice Job Fixing It, Villain! Suddenly SHOUTING! Fan Disservice Badass Bookworm Brother–Sister Incest Enemy Mine Faux Affably Evil Deliberately Monochrome Gender Flip Cruel and Unusual Death Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique Reality Has No Subtitles Show Within a Show Taking the Bullet Tempting Fate Line-of-Sight Name As You Know Impaled with Extreme Prejudice Cat Scare Determinator Broken Pedestal Karma Houdini Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds Dropped a Bridge on Him Homage The Mafia Big-Bad Ensemble Even Evil Has Loved Ones Disney Death Romantic Comedy Rasputinian Death Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass Nice Hat Science Fiction Films Adaptational Badass Australian Movies Drowning My Sorrows Irony