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Badass in a Nice Suit Wrong Genre Savvy I Did What I Had to Do Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping Artistic License – Gun Safety May–December Romance Epic Fail Spiritual Successor Disproportionate Retribution Rule of Three Irony Heroic Sacrifice Kids Are Cruel Central Theme Demoted to Extra Antagonist Title Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome Dropped a Bridge on Him Love at First Sight Dying Moment of Awesome Calling the Old Man Out The '70s The Lost Lenore Heel–Face Turn Eye Scream Artistic License – Geography Important Haircut Your Cheating Heart Bolivian Army Ending Only a Flesh Wound Not What It Looks Like Naïve Newcomer Book-Ends Roger Ebert: Great Movies List Insistent Terminology Affably Evil Only Sane Man Fish out of Water Stealth Hi/Bye No Celebrities Were Harmed Casting Gag Funny Foreigner Time Skip "Well Done, Son!" 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