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More Tropes Exact Words Aluminum Christmas Trees Broken Pedestal Major Injury Underreaction Insane Troll Logic Black Dude Dies First Henpecked Husband Zombie Stories The '70s The Dreaded Facial Horror Rated M for Manly Say My Name Belligerent Sexual Tension Department of Redundancy Department Bring My Brown Pants Death by Adaptation Big Bad Duumvirate Heroic BSoD Dramatic Gun Cock Meaningful Name Nothing Is Scarier Antagonist Title Very Loosely Based on a True Story Four-Temperament Ensemble Shipper on Deck Punctuated! For! Emphasis! Mr. Fanservice Never Trust a Trailer Lock and Load Montage Fire-Forged Friends Blood Knight Cluster F-Bomb La Résistance Pay Evil unto Evil Evil vs. Evil Redshirt Army Character Development timeperiod Insult Backfire The Stinger Fainting Sci-Fi Horror There Is No Kill Like Overkill Market-Based Title Actually Pretty Funny Daylight Horror Historical-Domain Character "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue Manchild Greater-Scope Villain Evil Sounds Deep Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday Bound and Gagged For Want of a Nail May–December Romance Fanservice The Hero Dies Dramatic Irony Japanese Films Sadistic Choice Reckless Gun Usage Arch-Enemy All for Nothing Vomit Discretion Shot Sealed Evil in a Can He Who Fights Monsters Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold Jerkass Camera Abuse War Is Hell MacGuffin Cowboy Cop Intergenerational Friendship Malevolent Masked Men Undying Loyalty Everyone Has Standards Evil Cannot Comprehend Good Creator Cameo Dark Reprise B-Movie The '60s The Oner Taking You with Me Villain with Good Publicity Casting Gag Fate Worse than Death No Antagonist Disappeared Dad Bullying a Dragon Small Name, Big Ego Precision F-Strike Anti-Hero Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism An Axe to Grind Shirtless Scene Roger Ebert: Great Movies List Bi the Way Jitter Cam Big-Bad Ensemble Male Gaze Boom, Headshot! The Film of the Book Visual Pun Actor Allusion Even Evil Has Standards You Have Outlived Your Usefulness Animal Motifs Mr. Exposition No Name Given What Happened to the Mouse? Bloodless Carnage "Well Done, Son!" Guy As You Know Time Skip Decoy Protagonist Lampshade Hanging Defiant to the End Meet Cute Fun with Acronyms Victoria's Secret Compartment Gory Discretion Shot The Un-Favourite aka: The Un Favorite Dull Surprise Your Cheating Heart Heroes Want Redheads Dirty Coward Covers Always Lie Blatant Lies Genre Savvy Double Entendre An Arm and a Leg Canadian Movies Wham Line All Girls Want Bad Boys Sassy Black Woman Broken Aesop My God, What Have I Done? Hong Kong Films Alliterative Name Brainless Beauty Bury Your Gays All Just a Dream Slap-Slap-Kiss Evil Counterpart Dwindling Party Lighter and Softer Word of God Suspiciously Specific Denial Failed a Spot Check Death of a Child Not Using the "Z" Word Russian Films Asshole Victim All There in the Script Adaptational Attractiveness Insistent Terminology Index of Film Westerns Kill 'em All Spiteful Spit Men Are the Expendable Gender Exactly What It Says on the Tin Outrun the Fireball Anachronism Stew Not Even Bothering with the Accent Disguised in Drag Video Credits Knight Templar Humans Are Bastards Hidden Depths The Remake Ascended Extra Romantic Comedy Make It Look Like an Accident Black and Gray Morality Air-Vent Passageway Defrosting Ice Queen The Ghost Advertised Extra Brother–Sister Incest Sole Survivor Abhorrent Admirer Stealth Pun Slasher Smile Bitch in Sheep's Clothing Eagleland Dressing as the Enemy Funny Foreigner Ambiguous Disorder What You Are in the Dark She's Got Legs Anyone Can Die Soundtrack Dissonance Domestic Abuse Spiritual Successor I Did What I Had to Do Idiot Ball Ghost Fiction Wicked Cultured Bloody Hilarious Real Life Moment Killer Honor Before Reason Children Are Innocent Didn't Think This Through Developing Doomed Characters Scare Chord Woman in White Red Shirt Put on a Bus More Dakka Badass Grandpa Heterosexual Life-Partners Immune to Bullets Bolivian Army Ending Suddenly SHOUTING! What the Hell, Hero? Anti-Villain Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds Final Girl Action Survivor Villainous Breakdown Manly Tears Really Gets Around Cassandra Truth Deliberate Values Dissonance You Have Failed Me Mooks Needs Wiki Magic Love Unspoken Plan Guarantee Karma Houdini Bloodier and Gorier Pretty in Mink Psychopathic Manchild Re-Cut Cool Car Morality Pet Freudian Excuse As Himself Groin Attack Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique You Have Got to Be Kidding Me! Shoot the Shaggy Dog Frame-Up Italian Films Call-Forward Together in Death Mistaken for Gay Easily Forgiven Earn Your Happy Ending Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane Shout-Out Anguished Declaration of Love Paper-Thin Disguise Parental Neglect Match Cut Bond Villain Stupidity Unwitting Instigator of Doom Made of Iron Toplessness from the Back Conspicuous CG Be Careful What You Wish For Framing Device The Alleged Car The Sociopath An Aesop Military and Warfare Films Thriller Dogged Nice Guy Does This Remind You of Anything? Captain Obvious Not So Stoic Ship Tease Cool Old Lady Hooker with a Heart of Gold Fingore Revenge Alas, Poor Villain Here We Go Again! Poor Communication Kills Death by Irony Interrupted Suicide Based on a True Story Distracted by the Sexy British Films Bad Boss Public Domain Feature Films No-Holds-Barred Beatdown Deus ex Machina Big Fancy House Woman Scorned The Chick From Bad to Worse Mind Screw Unreliable Narrator Ms. Fanservice Spared by the Adaptation Wham Shot Credits Gag Foil Motor Mouth Camp Gay Suspiciously Similar Substitute Retired Badass Tempting Fate Made of Explodium Mad Scientist Gratuitous English My Beloved Smother The Casanova Bilingual Bonus Even Evil Has Loved Ones Canon Foreigner Skewed Priorities Destination Defenestration Unusual Euphemism Gold Digger Kubrick Stare Wretched Hive Maybe Ever After Chiaroscuro The '50s And the Adventure Continues The Alcoholic Stepford Smiler Improbable Weapon User Adaptational Heroism Happily Married Eureka Moment Dark Action Girl Hypocrite Alpha Bitch Crucified Hero Shot Demoted to Extra Brick Joke Off-into-the-Distance Ending Naïve Newcomer Reality Ensues Faux Affably Evil Retcon Never Found the Body Fish out of Water Not So Different Film Series Adorkable Smug Snake He Knows Too Much No-Sell Adult Fear Depraved Bisexual Totally Radical Red Herring Serial Killer Corpsing Body Horror Ass Shove Homage Ripped from the Headlines Bowdlerise Ironic Echo Freeze-Frame Bonus Contrived Coincidence The End... Or Is It? The Faceless Translation Convention The Bully Offscreen Teleportation Animal Title Index Man on Fire Laughing Mad Would Hurt a Child Reality Is Unrealistic Extremely Short Timespan Pretty Little Headshots Despair Event Horizon The Cavalry Only Sane Man Curb-Stomp Battle Badass Bookworm A Minor Kidroduction Take That! folderlabel Playing Gertrude Fantastic Racism Why Did It Have to Be Snakes? Disney Villain Death Accidental Murder Shut Up, Hannibal! Bond One-Liner Heel–Face Turn Eldritch Abomination Villain Ball Every Car Is a Pinto Fan Disservice Tagline "Shaggy Dog" Story Abusive Parents Off with His Head! Deadpan Snarker Neck Snap Show Within a Show Curse Cut Short Creative Closing Credits Deal with the Devil Leitmotif Eiffel Tower Effect All There in the Manual Rule of Funny Your Head A-Splode Noodle Incident Eyepatch of Power Missing Mom Training Montage Shell-Shocked Veteran Fourth Date Marriage Central Theme The '90s Babies Ever After Instant Death Bullet Horror Comedy Affectionate Parody Downer Ending Super Strength Captain Ersatz Loads and Loads of Characters I Want My Beloved to Be Happy Driven to Suicide Stylistic Suck A Father to His Men Bad "Bad Acting" Double-Meaning Title Awesome, but Impractical Smoking Is Cool Spell My Name with an "S" Important Haircut Crazy Jealous Guy Faking the Dead Once More, with Clarity! Badass Normal The '80s Deliberately Monochrome Handicapped Badass Shown Their Work Fake Shemp Adapted Out Works Set in World War II Bavarian Fire Drill My Greatest Failure Award-Bait Song Married to the Job Stock Footage Mighty Whitey Chekhov's Skill She Cleans Up Nicely Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Artistic License – History Obviously Evil The Ditz Call-Back Big Eater Television Movie Index Authority Equals Asskicking Drives Like Crazy Drowning My Sorrows The Power of Love Ungrateful Bastard Sacrificial Lion Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping Peek-a-Boo Corpse No OSHA Compliance Death by Sex Silence Is Golden Catapult Nightmare Bait-and-Switch Establishing Character Moment Well-Intentioned Extremist Sinister Minister Left the Background Music On This Is Gonna Suck Spanner in the Works Plucky Comic Relief Closed Circle Catch-Phrase Only One Name Slashed Throat Evil Plan In Medias Res Punny Name Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other Overly Long Gag Pragmatic Villainy I Need a Freaking Drink '80s Hair Superhero Hero Antagonist No Good Deed Goes Unpunished As Long as It Sounds Foreign How We Got Here Face Death with Dignity Diabolus ex Machina Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? Psycho for Hire Taking the Bullet Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas Have a Gay Old Time Scary Black Man Obfuscating Stupidity Berserk Button Mexican Standoff Beta Couple Dies Wide Open Parental Abandonment Jump Scare Trailers Always Spoil Action Genre Dirty Cop Drill Sergeant Nasty Tap on the Head Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right! Cruel and Unusual Death Due to the Dead As the Good Book Says... Only a Flesh Wound The Place Cool Shades Dropped a Bridge on Him Screw the Rules, I Have Money! Narrator Deconstruction Nice Job Fixing It, Villain! Screw This, I'm Outta Here! Mugging the Monster Grievous Bottley Harm The Smurfette Principle Determinator Impaled with Extreme Prejudice Jerkass Has a Point Properly Paranoid The X of Y Break the Cutie Kick the Son of a Bitch Almost Kiss Kill It with Fire Cold-Blooded Torture Reality Has No Subtitles Death Glare Costume Porn Running Gag Country Matters Chewing the Scenery Straight Gay Adults Are Useless Ominous Latin Chanting Improbable Aiming Skills Continuity Nod And Starring True Companions The Cameo Fat Bastard Breaking the Fourth Wall Chuck Cunningham Syndrome Stuff Blowing Up Black Comedy Twist Ending Reasonable Authority Figure It Can Think Only Known by Their Nickname The Smart Guy Crapsack World Wounded Gazelle Gambit Flipping the Bird Documentary Blood from the Mouth The Atoner Daddy's Girl One Steve Limit Silent Movie Determinator aka: The Determinator Celebrity Paradox Betty and Veronica Chekhov's Gunman Yandere Gone Horribly Right Hypocritical Humor Pre-Asskicking One-Liner Fanservice Extra Took a Level in Badass Police are Useless Comically Missing the Point Kick the Dog Adaptation Name Change The Brute Cat Scare Toilet Humour aka: Toilet Humor The Mafia Naked People Are Funny French Films Light Is Not Good Oh, Crap! One-Word Title Slasher Movie Christmas Movies Index Dying Moment of Awesome Parental Substitute Face–Heel Turn Green-Eyed Monster 20 Minutes into the Future Neck Lift Early-Bird Cameo Drugs Are Bad All Men Are Perverts Evil Laugh "Awesome McCool" Name Becoming the Mask Australian Movies Mundane Made Awesome Love at First Sight Informed Ability Evil Is Hammy Extreme Doormat Sanity Slippage Eye Scream Back from the Dead Not So Above It All Sequel Hook Not Quite Dead Stealth Hi/Bye Older Than They Look Star-Crossed Lovers Grey and Gray Morality Soft Glass Parental Incest Sir Swears-a-Lot Never Trust a Trailer aka: Trailers Always Lie Accidental Misnaming Cool Old Guy Ambiguous Ending Card-Carrying Villain Obstructive Bureaucrat The Vamp Five-Man Band Author Appeal Romantic False Lead Intrepid Reporter Foreshadowing The Dog Bites Back Foregone Conclusion Large Ham The Reveal Self-Deprecation Killed Mid-Sentence Plot Hole And I Must Scream Adaptation Expansion Rewatch Bonus Animated Credits Opening Serious Business Bare Your Midriff The Voiceless Historical Hero Upgrade Badass Longcoat Pre-Mortem One-Liner Flashback Red Eyes, Take Warning Amoral Attorney Girl-on-Girl Is Hot Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep" Papa Wolf Artistic License – Gun Safety Rich Bitch Leaning on the Fourth Wall Apocalypse How Biopic Wrong Genre Savvy Adaptational Villainy Stalker with a Crush Those Wacky Nazis Mythology Gag It's All About Me Too Dumb to Live Punch-Clock Villain Red Right Hand Karmic Death Hero of Another Story Black Best Friend Black Comedy Rape Adaptational Badass Music Stories Demonic Possession Loophole Abuse Scenery Porn O.O.C. Is Serious Business You Killed My Father Those Two Bad Guys Did Not Get the Girl Mama Bear Same Language Dub No Ending Sequel Escalation Death Seeker The Stoic Manipulative Bastard Agony of the Feet Knife Nut The Quiet One Random Events Plot Historical Villain Upgrade From Nobody to Nightmare Big Applesauce Danny Peary Cult Movies List Film Noir Guile Hero N-Word Privileges Jerk with a Heart of Gold Police Brutality Film Noir Index Hoist by His Own Petard Break the Haughty Dutch Angle Those Two Guys Batman Gambit The Load Rasputinian Death Good Is Not Nice Empathic Environment Title Drop Does Not Like Shoes Badass Boast German Films Unresolved Sexual Tension Refuge in Audacity Rape as Drama Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil Dark and Troubled Past Mercy Kill Throwing Your Sword Always Works A Date with Rosie Palms Race Lift Artistic License – Geography Bottomless Magazines After the End World of Ham Monumental Damage Retirony Hollywood Darkness Colour-Coded for Your Convenience aka: Color Coded For Your Convenience Age Lift Ugly Guy, Hot Wife Not What It Looks Like Author Avatar Love Triangle Darkest Hour Logo Joke Cat Fight I Have Your Wife Arc Words Riddle for the Ages Sports Stories Beard of Evil Early Installment Weirdness In Name Only Product Placement Nice Job Breaking It, Hero! The Stoner Only in It for the Money Roaring Rampage of Revenge Chase Scene Beware the Nice Ones Novelization Bald of Evil Dumb Blonde Cool Guns Adaptation Dye-Job Improvised Weapon Vacation Films Unusually Uninteresting Sight Genre Shift Artistic License – Biology Evil Brit Blonde, Brunette, Redhead Mood Whiplash Fatal Family Photo Gainax Ending Redemption Equals Death A God Am I One-Man Army The Lancer Coming-of-Age Story Get Out! Darker and Edgier Imagine Spot Ax-Crazy Our Zombies Are Different The Un-Reveal Shower Scene Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Trailer Gorn Posthumous Character Our Vampires Are Different Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy Artistic License – Physics Truth in Television Leave the Camera Running Historical In-Joke Rule of Symbolism Ambiguously Gay Last-Name Basis Corrupt Corporate Executive Science Fiction Films Hate Sink Pragmatic Adaptation Action Prologue It's Personal Calling the Old Man Out Enemy Mine Martial Arts Movie Big "NO!" Combat Pragmatist Take a Third Option Damsel in Distress Let's Get Dangerous! Madness Mantra Book-Ends Composite Character It Will Never Catch On Crazy-Prepared Epic Movie Evil Is Petty BFG Friend to All Children In the Back Pet the Dog Never My Fault Getting Crap Past the Radar Guns Akimbo Armor-Piercing Question Femme Fatale Recap / RiffTrax aka: Riff Trax Movies Hope Spot Blackmail The Dragon Evil-Detecting Dog No Celebrities Were Harmed Disney Death Improbable Infant Survival aka: Infant Immortality Broken Bird Male Frontal Nudity Rule of Cool Vampire Fiction The Lost Lenore Pimped-Out Dress Affably Evil The Chessmaster Offscreen Moment of Awesome Setting Update Bland-Name Product Fiery Redhead Dark Is Not Evil Gender Flip Overprotective Dad For the Evulz Chekhov's Gun Hair-Trigger Temper Nice Hat Screw the Money, I Have Rules! Implacable Man A.I. Is a Crapshoot Better to Die than Be Killed Recycled IN SPACE! Hollywood Law Cloudcuckoolander The Great Depression Epic Fail Race Against the Clock Line-of-Sight Name Dramedy Disproportionate Retribution Artistic License – Law Scenery Gorn Storming the Castle Bar Brawl The Hero I Just Shot Marvin in the Face Expository Hairstyle Change "The Reason You Suck" Speech Meaningful Echo Dual Wielding The Musical Villain Protagonist Badass in a Nice Suit Half the Man He Used to Be Dirty Old Man Politically Incorrect Villain Vomit Indiscretion Shot Pun aka: Incredibly Lame Pun Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass Heroic Sacrifice The Bad Guy Wins Token Minority Bittersweet Ending Funny Background Event Mystery and Detective Films Beauty Is Never Tarnished Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome Jerk Jock Bunny-Ears Lawyer Annoying Younger Sibling Action Film, Quiet Drama Scene Up to Eleven Kids Are Cruel The Mole Pyrrhic Victory Big Damn Heroes The Big Guy Car Fu NO INDOOR VOICE Expy Aside Glance Anachronic Order Real Life Writes the Plot Red Oni, Blue Oni Non-Indicative Name Action Girl Horror Films Villain Opening Scene Adaptation Distillation Laser-Guided Karma Artistic License – Military Meaningful Background Event Gilligan Cut Villain Song Famous Last Words Attempted Rape Names to Run Away from Really Fast Creepy Child Irony Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking Heel Realization Vitriolic Best Buds Butt-Monkey Psychological Thriller Rousing Speech Would Hit a Girl Hell Is That Noise Rule of Three Big Brother Instinct Worthy Opponent Fantasy Films Room Full of Crazy Dissonant Serenity Arranged Marriage Protagonist Title Humiliation Conga The Starscream Nice Guy Brutal Honesty Whole Plot Reference Sexy Discretion Shot Took a Level in Jerkass Fatal Flaw Genre Throwback Tranquil Fury Cain and Abel Amusing Injuries Big Bad Manic Pixie Dream Girl The Ace I'm a Humanitarian Auto Erotica