Tropescilloscope: A Date with Rosie Palms

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Unresolved Sexual Tension Black and Gray Morality Lampshade Hanging Big-Bad Ensemble Developing Doomed Characters Honor Before Reason Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome Dirty Old Man Interrupted Suicide Deal with the Devil Reality Has No Subtitles Bavarian Fire Drill All Men Are Perverts The Ditz Broken Pedestal The Voiceless Nice Guy Stuff Blowing Up The Mafia Informed Ability Never Trust a Trailer Biopic Dark and Troubled Past For the Evulz Double Entendre Roaring Rampage of Revenge Older Than They Look Cluster F-Bomb Adapted Out Mighty Whitey Attempted Rape Dramedy Papa Wolf Ambiguous Ending Scenery Gorn Hollywood Darkness Defiant to the End Grievous Bottley Harm Author Appeal The Cavalry Character Development Impaled with Extreme Prejudice Camp Gay Captain Obvious Blood Knight Parental Substitute Morality Pet Never Found the Body Epic Fail Batman Gambit Public Domain Feature Films Fanservice Extra Henpecked Husband Cool Guns Arc Words Knight Templar Cat Scare Suspiciously Specific Denial Pragmatic Adaptation Defrosting Ice Queen Title Drop Amoral Attorney Killed Mid-Sentence Guns Akimbo folderlabel Mr. Fanservice Chiaroscuro Dropped a Bridge on Him Evil Cannot Comprehend Good Canon Foreigner Rule of Three Due to the Dead Index of Film Westerns Action Film, Quiet Drama Scene Apocalypse How Freudian Excuse Action Girl Earn Your Happy Ending Bait-and-Switch Not So Different Vomit Indiscretion Shot Psychopathic Manchild Historical-Domain Character The Alleged Car The Sociopath Dumb Blonde Ominous Latin Chanting Word of God Hero of Another Story Dissonant Serenity And I Must Scream Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping Belligerent Sexual Tension The Bully Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds Malevolent Masked Men Here We Go Again! "Awesome McCool" Name Villainous Breakdown Meet Cute Black Comedy Male Gaze Happily Married Fiery Redhead Contrived Coincidence Rich Bitch Chekhov's Skill Shipper on Deck Disney Death He Knows Too Much Straight Gay French Films Darkest Hour Faking the Dead Badass Normal Real Life One-Man Army NO INDOOR VOICE Psycho for Hire Hair-Trigger Temper Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep" Loophole Abuse Truth in Television Deus ex Machina Logo Joke Accidental Murder Red Eyes, Take Warning Fantasy Films Alas, Poor Villain MacGuffin Woman in White Double-Meaning Title Villain Opening Scene Artistic License – Law Hooker with a Heart of Gold Be Careful What You Wish For The Great Depression Crazy Jealous Guy Mind Screw Call-Forward Grey and Gray Morality Last-Name Basis Bi the Way Suddenly SHOUTING! Those Two Guys Eldritch Abomination Gilligan Cut Insistent Terminology Science Fiction Films Canadian Movies One Steve Limit Romantic False Lead Non-Indicative Name Kill It with Fire Nothing Is Scarier Toplessness from the Back Hypocrite Not Even Bothering with the Accent Taking the Bullet Military and Warfare Films Slasher Movie Ugly Guy, Hot Wife A God Am I The Atoner Dull Surprise Male Frontal Nudity The Mole Death Seeker Mooks Authority Equals Asskicking Greater-Scope Villain Blonde, Brunette, Redhead Animal Title Index Real Life Writes the Plot Jerkass As Himself Leitmotif Anti-Villain Green-Eyed Monster Even Evil Has Loved Ones Motor Mouth Deadpan Snarker Epic Movie Pimped-Out Dress Heel–Face Turn The '80s Artistic License – History Gold Digger Product Placement Combat Pragmatist Only in It for the Money Nice Job Fixing It, Villain! Red Right Hand Amusing Injuries Random Events Plot Punch-Clock Villain Early-Bird Cameo Betty and Veronica Badass in a Nice Suit Anyone Can Die All for Nothing Jerk with a Heart of Gold Plot Hole Sanity Slippage Undying Loyalty Intrepid Reporter Age Lift Maybe Ever After No Name Given Annoying Younger Sibling Your Head A-Splode Star-Crossed Lovers Nice Hat Whole Plot Reference Match Cut Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? Tranquil Fury Camera Abuse Vomit Discretion Shot Getting Crap Past the Radar 20 Minutes into the Future Made of Iron Corpsing Adaptation Distillation Red Shirt Silent Movie Moment Killer Funny Background Event Ship Tease Girl-on-Girl Is Hot Throwing Your Sword Always Works Catapult Nightmare Sir Swears-a-Lot The Remake Off with His Head! A.I. Is a Crapshoot The Power of Love Mad Scientist Adults Are Useless Fire-Forged Friends Retcon Evil Laugh Asshole Victim Broken Aesop Enemy Mine Self-Deprecation Naked People Are Funny Unusually Uninteresting Sight Curse Cut Short Anguished Declaration of Love Smug Snake Love Triangle Playing Gertrude Ambiguous Disorder Despair Event Horizon Badass Boast Immune to Bullets Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil Author Avatar Hong Kong Films Big Damn Heroes Sexy Discretion Shot Evil Is Petty Crucified Hero Shot Frame-Up Rated M for Manly Red Herring The Stinger Men Are the Expendable Gender You Have Failed Me Small Name, Big Ego Not What It Looks Like Manchild Pre-Mortem One-Liner Sealed Evil in a Can The Un-Reveal Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking Foregone Conclusion Ascended Extra An Axe to Grind Bald of Evil Russian Films Adaptation Name Change The Film of the Book Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other Spared by the Adaptation Major Injury Underreaction Exactly What It Says on the Tin Artistic License – Biology Sports Stories Good Is Not Nice Domestic Abuse Evil Is Hammy Light Is Not Good Storming the Castle Rule of Symbolism Pet the Dog Faux Affably Evil Chase Scene Crazy-Prepared No-Holds-Barred Beatdown Parental Neglect Screw the Rules, I Have Money! The Ghost The Quiet One The Dreaded Reckless Gun Usage Easily Forgiven Fatal Family Photo Spiritual Successor Genre Throwback Beard of Evil Why Did It Have to Be Snakes? The Smurfette Principle Retired Badass Bittersweet Ending Woman Scorned Scare Chord It Can Think Have a Gay Old Time The End... Or Is It? Kill 'em All Drill Sergeant Nasty Advertised Extra Almost Kiss Adorkable This Is Gonna Suck Covers Always Lie Book-Ends True Companions Large Ham Beware the Nice Ones The Load Composite Character Abusive Parents Bond One-Liner I Just Shot Marvin in the Face Mistaken for Gay Heroes Want Redheads Missing Mom The Hero Cool Shades "Shaggy Dog" Story Chewing the Scenery Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold Bilingual Bonus Flashback Friend to All Children Race Against the Clock There Is No Kill Like Overkill Imagine Spot What You Are in the Dark Creator Cameo Punctuated! For! Emphasis! Dark Reprise Those Two Bad Guys Captain Ersatz Reasonable Authority Figure Bad Boss Paper-Thin Disguise Soft Glass Overprotective Dad Stalker with a Crush Shut Up, Hannibal! Diabolus ex Machina Cool Old Guy Mr. Exposition The '60s Manipulative Bastard Rape as Drama Mood Whiplash Evil Counterpart Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right! Artistic License – Geography Only Sane Man Drugs Are Bad Intergenerational Friendship Fan Disservice Outrun the Fireball Gory Discretion Shot Ms. Fanservice What Happened to the Mouse? The Big Guy Badass Grandpa Big Bad Duumvirate Properly Paranoid And the Adventure Continues Victoria's Secret Compartment Married to the Job Spanner in the Works Handicapped Badass Bond Villain Stupidity Arch-Enemy Chuck Cunningham Syndrome Together in Death Dark Action Girl Worthy Opponent My God, What Have I Done? Corrupt Corporate Executive Bunny-Ears Lawyer Ironic Echo Gainax Ending Big Bad A Minor Kidroduction As You Know Kids Are Cruel Only Known by Their Nickname Abhorrent Admirer Sci-Fi Horror Berserk Button Gender Flip Framing Device An Arm and a Leg Pyrrhic Victory Daddy's Girl Christmas Movies Index Famous Last Words Red Oni, Blue Oni No Ending Did Not Get the Girl Deliberate Values Dissonance Show Within a Show Time Skip Pretty in Mink Dying Moment of Awesome Fourth Date Marriage Mugging the Monster Fun with Acronyms Half the Man He Used to Be Take a Third Option Rousing Speech Rasputinian Death Not So Stoic Cool Old Lady Establishing Character Moment Obfuscating Stupidity Mama Bear Politically Incorrect Villain Laughing Mad Market-Based Title Demoted to Extra Pre-Asskicking One-Liner Eye Scream Groin Attack Pragmatic Villainy Cloudcuckoolander Adaptational Attractiveness Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas Awesome, but Impractical Sassy Black Woman Our Vampires Are Different Scenery Porn Mystery and Detective Films Hate Sink Plucky Comic Relief Not So Above It All Not Using the "Z" Word The Casanova Offscreen Moment of Awesome Black Dude Dies First An Aesop Took a Level in Badass Brick Joke Shell-Shocked Veteran Dies Wide Open Animal Motifs Jitter Cam The Dragon You Have Got to Be Kidding Me! 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Bloody Hilarious Novelization Pretty Little Headshots Evil Plan Superhero Cain and Abel Bring My Brown Pants Retirony Refuge in Audacity Film Noir Index Bland-Name Product Important Haircut Training Montage Bar Brawl Film Noir Disney Villain Death Chekhov's Gunman Historical Hero Upgrade Didn't Think This Through Translation Convention Same Language Dub Foil The '90s B-Movie Fainting And Starring Obviously Evil Eiffel Tower Effect Wicked Cultured timeperiod Running Gag Affably Evil Fatal Flaw Wham Shot Danny Peary Cult Movies List Costume Porn The Starscream She Cleans Up Nicely All Just a Dream It Will Never Catch On Punny Name Bolivian Army Ending Adaptational Heroism For Want of a Nail Adult Fear Break the Haughty Overly Long Gag Music Stories Distracted by the Sexy Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy Action Survivor Serial Killer Big Fancy House Re-Cut The X of Y Freeze-Frame Bonus A Father to His Men Kubrick Stare Mercy Kill Daylight Horror Tempting Fate Credits Gag Naïve Newcomer Every Car Is a Pinto Parental Incest Rule of Funny The Musical Horror Films As Long as It Sounds Foreign Gratuitous English Depraved Bisexual Face Death with Dignity "Well Done, Son!" Guy Scary Black Man Accidental Misnaming The Smart Guy Setting Update Early Installment Weirdness Works Set in World War II Left the Background Music On Insult Backfire Only One Name Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism Decoy Protagonist I Want My Beloved to Be Happy Fingore Fat Bastard Race Lift Femme Fatale One-Word Title Slap-Slap-Kiss Sacrificial Lion Karma Houdini In Medias Res Television Movie Index Revenge Rule of Cool Token Minority Manic Pixie Dream Girl Documentary Air-Vent Passageway Unreliable Narrator The Vamp Romantic Comedy Extreme Doormat World of Ham Get Out! Shower Scene Brainless Beauty O.O.C. Is Serious Business Really Gets Around Cruel and Unusual Death Meaningful Name Soundtrack Dissonance Drives Like Crazy Bad "Bad Acting" Video Credits Anti-Hero All Girls Want Bad Boys Does This Remind You of Anything? Downer Ending Italian Films The Stoic Redshirt Army Sadistic Choice It's All About Me Bitch in Sheep's Clothing Love at First Sight Aside Glance May–December Romance Creative Closing Credits My Greatest Failure Fish out of Water The Place Badass Bookworm Becoming the Mask Screw the Money, I Have Rules! Disproportionate Retribution Auto Erotica Humans Are Bastards Hope Spot Alliterative Name Obstructive Bureaucrat Nice Job Breaking It, Hero! Call-Back Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane Coming-of-Age Story Artistic License – Military Spell My Name with an "S" No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Ass Shove Cowboy Cop Reality Is Unrealistic Shout-Out Shirtless Scene Cat Fight Toilet Humour aka: Toilet Humor Crapsack World Fantastic Racism The Chick Redemption Equals Death Neck Lift Kick the Son of a Bitch You Have Outlived Your Usefulness Man on Fire Arranged Marriage Colour-Coded for Your Convenience aka: Color Coded For Your Convenience Improbable Aiming Skills Needs Wiki Magic Love Creepy Child Fake Shemp Bowdlerise Trailers Always Spoil Super Strength Actor Allusion Dogged Nice Guy Laser-Guided Karma Film Series Never Trust a Trailer aka: Trailers Always Lie Dressing as the Enemy Animated Credits Opening Manly Tears Screw This, I'm Outta Here! Take That! How We Got Here Dirty Cop Hero Antagonist Stock Footage Ghost Fiction Precision F-Strike Does Not Like Shoes The Lost Lenore Totally Radical Villain Ball Heel Realization Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Trailer Four-Temperament Ensemble Fate Worse than Death Face–Heel Turn The '70s Adaptational Badass Better to Die than Be Killed Agony of the Feet I Have Your Wife Improbable Infant Survival aka: Infant Immortality Say My Name Line-of-Sight Name Country Matters Black Comedy Rape Antagonist Title The Lancer Loads and Loads of Characters Eyepatch of Power Empathic Environment Determinator Anachronic Order Artistic License – Gun Safety Cool Car Butt-Monkey Beta Couple Curb-Stomp Battle Instant Death Bullet Cold-Blooded Torture Improbable Weapon User Conspicuous CG Action Genre Exact Words Dirty Coward Police Brutality Big Brother Instinct Irony Funny Foreigner Homage Vitriolic Best Buds The Hero Dies The Oner Darker and Edgier Parental Abandonment Expository Hairstyle Change Madness Mantra "The Reason You Suck" Speech Would Hurt a Child Lock and Load Montage After the End No Antagonist Only a Flesh Wound Protagonist Title Back from the Dead Made of Explodium Taking You with Me Vampire Fiction Villain Protagonist Badass Longcoat Stealth Pun Visual Pun Horror Comedy Shown Their Work Bloodier and Gorier Off-into-the-Distance Ending Break the Cutie The Alcoholic Based on a True Story Action Prologue Tagline Psychological Thriller Comically Missing the Point Wrong Genre Savvy Casting Gag '80s Hair Big Applesauce Calling the Old Man Out Expy I Did What I Had to Do Slasher Smile Your Cheating Heart The Faceless Spiteful Spit Make It Look Like an Accident La Résistance Well-Intentioned Extremist Meaningful Echo Eagleland Determinator aka: The Determinator Vacation Films Knife Nut Sequel Hook Poor Communication Kills Gone Horribly Right Australian Movies Oh, Crap! Bound and Gagged Disappeared Dad Ungrateful Bastard Leave the Camera Running Blackmail Fanservice Our Zombies Are Different Skewed Priorities Guile Hero Continuity Nod Jerkass Has a Point Jerk Jock The Stoner Brother–Sister Incest Insane Troll Logic Car Fu Eureka Moment Shoot the Shaggy Dog Boom, Headshot! Dwindling Party Pay Evil unto Evil Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique Disguised in Drag Evil Brit Wounded Gazelle Gambit Affectionate Parody Japanese Films Smoking Is Cool Narrator A Date with Rosie Palms Hidden Depths Ripped from the Headlines No OSHA Compliance Bloodless Carnage Heterosexual Life-Partners Black Best Friend Ax-Crazy Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Death by Irony Breaking the Fourth Wall Room Full of Crazy British Films Big Eater Bottomless Magazines Once More, with Clarity! From Nobody to Nightmare German Films Pun aka: Incredibly Lame Pun Big "NO!" Suspiciously Similar Substitute Deliberately Monochrome Yandere The Ace Death of a Child Bury Your Gays Idiot Ball Body Horror The Chessmaster Wretched Hive Unwitting Instigator of Doom Stylistic Suck Actually Pretty Funny Lighter and Softer Bare Your Midriff Babies Ever After Ambiguously Gay Villain with Good Publicity Award-Bait Song Would Hit a Girl I'm a Humanitarian Deconstruction The Un-Favourite aka: The Un Favorite Alpha Bitch Stealth Hi/Bye Put on a Bus Implacable Man As the Good Book Says... Silence Is Golden Cassandra Truth All There in the Script N-Word Privileges Bullying a Dragon He Who Fights Monsters Hell Is That Noise Failed a Spot Check Villain Song Adaptational Villainy Dutch Angle From Bad to Worse Genre Shift Stepford Smiler Facial Horror Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday Names to Run Away from Really Fast Death by Adaptation Roger Ebert: Great Movies List Hypocritical Humor