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Is a Crapshoot Creepy Child Continuity Nod Never Trust a Trailer aka: Trailers Always Lie Fan Disservice Facial Horror Sir Swears-a-Lot Captain Ersatz The Mole All Girls Want Bad Boys Dies Wide Open Intergenerational Friendship Ironic Echo Rasputinian Death She Cleans Up Nicely Betty and Veronica Almost Kiss Danny Peary Cult Movies List Mad Scientist Double-Meaning Title Adaptation Distillation Darker and Edgier Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass Not So Different Nice Job Fixing It, Villain! 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Face–Heel Turn Bowdlerise For the Evulz Smoking Is Cool Loophole Abuse The '60s Face Death with Dignity Reckless Gun Usage Based on a True Story Author Avatar Sequel Escalation Dramatic Gun Cock Sci-Fi Horror The Cavalry Genre Throwback Knight Templar Meet Cute Politically Incorrect Villain Evil Plan Oh, Crap! Overprotective Dad An Aesop Arranged Marriage Men Are the Expendable Gender Final Girl In Medias Res Parental Incest Artistic License – History Mr. Fanservice I Need a Freaking Drink Alpha Bitch Heel Realization Red Herring Fantasy Films Shipper on Deck Narrator Silence Is Golden Your Head A-Splode Disappeared Dad Would Hit a Girl Be Careful What You Wish For Crazy Jealous Guy Broken Aesop Parental Abandonment Roger Ebert: Great Movies List Heroic Sacrifice Chiaroscuro Mexican Standoff In the Back Small Name, Big Ego Police Brutality Film Noir The Smurfette Principle Line-of-Sight Name Early-Bird Cameo Insane Troll Logic Shout-Out Wham Shot As the Good Book Says... 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