Tropescilloscope: Adults Are Useless

Older characters aren't much help for the younger characters in this show. (read more at tvtropes.org)

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Is Serious Business Roaring Rampage of Revenge Did Not Get the Girl Comically Missing the Point Body Horror Expository Hairstyle Change Rule of Cool Rule of Three The Reveal Not Quite Dead The Hero Arranged Marriage Red Eyes, Take Warning Henpecked Husband Evil Cannot Comprehend Good Soundtrack Dissonance Loophole Abuse Everyone Has Standards And I Must Scream Adaptation Expansion Homage Betty and Veronica Super Strength The Quiet One Does This Remind You of Anything? Pet the Dog Every Car Is a Pinto MacGuffin Mama Bear Face–Heel Turn Pimped-Out Dress Reasonable Authority Figure Obstructive Bureaucrat Smug Snake Danny Peary Cult Movies List Pun aka: Incredibly Lame Pun Gainax Ending Well-Intentioned Extremist Good Is Not Nice Dropped a Bridge on Him Gone Horribly Right Four-Temperament Ensemble Pragmatic Villainy Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane Funny Foreigner Shipper on Deck Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique Bond One-Liner Screw the Rules, I Have Money! 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