Tropescilloscope: "The Reason You Suck" Speech

A character gives a speech on why someone or something is shit. (read more at tvtropes.org)

More Tropes Time Skip "The Reason You Suck" Speech Face–Heel Turn Ungrateful Bastard Even Evil Has Standards The Hero Dies Artistic License – Geography Our Vampires Are Different Catapult Nightmare Dies Wide Open Unreliable Narrator Pun aka: Incredibly Lame Pun Canon Foreigner Hooker with a Heart of Gold Reality Ensues Celebrity Paradox Trailers Always Spoil Foregone Conclusion Villain Song Those Two Guys No Ending Faking the Dead Only Known by Their Nickname Reasonable Authority Figure Ripped from the Headlines All Girls Want Bad Boys Domestic Abuse Ship Tease Half the Man He Used to Be He Who Fights Monsters Protagonist Title The Bully Improbable Aiming Skills NO INDOOR VOICE The Stoic Undying Loyalty Demoted to Extra Jerk with a Heart of Gold Shower Scene Broken Aesop Eye Scream "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue Thriller What You Are in the Dark Rasputinian Death All Men Are Perverts Whole Plot Reference Shown Their Work Not What It Looks Like As Long as It Sounds Foreign Silence Is Golden Bloodier and Gorier Butt-Monkey Offscreen Teleportation Never Trust a Trailer aka: Trailers Always Lie In Medias Res Evil Cannot Comprehend Good Dwindling Party My Greatest Failure Artistic License – Gun Safety The Big Guy The Lost Lenore Corrupt Corporate Executive Real Life Writes the Plot Have a Gay Old Time The Alleged Car B-Movie Improbable Infant Survival aka: Infant Immortality Disappeared Dad Nice Guy Genre Shift Loophole Abuse Stuff Blowing Up Curse Cut Short Distracted by the Sexy The Voiceless Motor Mouth Double-Meaning Title Obviously Evil Naked People Are Funny Black and Gray Morality Nothing Is Scarier Jitter Cam Eyepatch of Power Rule of Cool Revenge Hidden Depths Break the Haughty Australian Movies Self-Deprecation Interrupted Suicide Last-Name Basis Race Lift Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other Stalker with a Crush Drowning My Sorrows The Mole Killed Mid-Sentence Fiery Redhead Fake Shemp Well-Intentioned Extremist Tagline Alpha Bitch Dressing as the Enemy Extremely Short Timespan Cool Car Roaring Rampage of Revenge Death Seeker Kick the Dog Gender Flip Funny Foreigner Curb-Stomp Battle Throwing Your Sword Always Works Older Than They Look Artistic License – History Fanservice Bond Villain Stupidity Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy Soft Glass The Mafia Bury Your Gays Wretched Hive Riddle for the Ages Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? Those Wacky Nazis Laughing Mad Fate Worse than Death Black Best Friend Bavarian Fire Drill Due to the Dead Let's Get Dangerous! Punch-Clock Villain I'm a Humanitarian Mighty Whitey Mistaken for Gay What Happened to the Mouse? O.O.C. Is Serious Business Epic Movie Affably Evil Manly Tears Training Montage Hero Antagonist Coming-of-Age Story Heroic BSoD An Aesop One-Man Army Blood Knight Belligerent Sexual Tension Rich Bitch Small Name, Big Ego Posthumous Character Only a Flesh Wound The Atoner Artistic License – Physics Villain Opening Scene Random Events Plot The End... Or Is It? Wham Shot Off-into-the-Distance Ending Malevolent Masked Men Cool Old Lady The Lancer French Films The Ghost Martial Arts Movie Hair-Trigger Temper The Cameo Creative Closing Credits Badass Bookworm Noodle Incident Heroes Want Redheads Spell My Name with an "S" Why Did It Have to Be Snakes? Cold-Blooded Torture Antagonist Title Arch-Enemy The Smurfette Principle Take a Third Option Politically Incorrect Villain Exact Words Big Brother Instinct Real Life No Antagonist Offscreen Moment of Awesome Truth in Television Naïve Newcomer Dissonant Serenity Super Strength Papa Wolf Informed Ability Anti-Villain Tranquil Fury Car Fu Beware the Nice Ones Only in It for the Money Amusing Injuries Hate Sink British Films Creepy Child Reality Has No Subtitles Captain Ersatz Outrun the Fireball Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil The Un-Favourite aka: The Un Favorite Pimped-Out Dress Corpsing Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism Author Avatar Shut Up, Hannibal! Reality Is Unrealistic Jump Scare Not So Different Important Haircut Epic Fail Empathic Environment Really Gets Around Chekhov's Gun Red Herring Russian Films Historical In-Joke Didn't Think This Through Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right! The Chick Bittersweet Ending Big "NO!" Adaptational Attractiveness Action Girl Fatal Family Photo Film Noir Index Sealed Evil in a Can Punctuated! For! Emphasis! Pretty in Mink Shoot the Shaggy Dog Imagine Spot Fanservice Extra Anti-Hero Only Sane Man Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome Babies Ever After Heterosexual Life-Partners Stepford Smiler Slashed Throat Mugging the Monster Betty and Veronica Deliberate Values Dissonance The Film of the Book Heel–Face Turn Adaptation Expansion From Bad to Worse Dual Wielding Not Quite Dead Canadian Movies No Celebrities Were Harmed Scare Chord Character Development Take That! Card-Carrying Villain Every Car Is a Pinto Apocalypse How Bolivian Army Ending Pyrrhic Victory Rule of Funny Horror Doesn't Settle for Simple Tuesday For Want of a Nail Death by Irony No OSHA Compliance Jerkass Has a Point Adults Are Useless Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Trailer Suspiciously Specific Denial Crapsack World Bad Boss Gorn Love Triangle The Casanova The X of Y Get Out! The '60s Villain Ball Sir Swears-a-Lot Freeze-Frame Bonus The '70s Toplessness from the Back Mama Bear Man on Fire Ominous Latin Chanting Pragmatic Villainy Fish out of Water Does This Remind You of Anything? Rewatch Bonus Ghost Fiction Central Theme Brick Joke Be Careful What You Wish For Ass Shove Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping Creator Cameo Ax-Crazy Novelization No Name Given Nice Job Breaking It, Hero! Blatant Lies Captain Obvious Adapted Out Depraved Bisexual Skewed Priorities Danny Peary Cult Movies List Pay Evil unto Evil Fourth Date Marriage Animated Credits Opening Call-Back Cool Guns Anachronic Order Adult Fear Shell-Shocked Veteran N-Word Privileges And I Must Scream Male Frontal Nudity How We Got Here Hollywood Law Title Drop Lampshade Hanging Storming the Castle Homage Brainless Beauty Fantasy Films Married to the Job Ambiguously Gay Smoking Is Cool Overly Long Gag 20 Minutes into the Future Face Death with Dignity Straight Gay I Want My Beloved to Be Happy Deconstruction Rape as Drama Took a Level in Badass Death by Adaptation Ironic Echo Camera Abuse Happily Married Bowdlerise Fatal Flaw Slasher Movie Greater-Scope Villain Kill It with Fire Serial Killer Police are Useless Karma Houdini Too Dumb to Live Visual Pun Psycho for Hire Mr. Fanservice Show Within a Show Cluster F-Bomb Red Eyes, Take Warning Poor Communication Kills Henpecked Husband For the Evulz Humans Are Bastards Accidental Murder Match Cut A Date with Rosie Palms Kick the Son of a Bitch Adaptational Badass Vampire Fiction Vomit Indiscretion Shot Book-Ends Sacrificial Lion Badass in a Nice Suit Darker and Edgier Retired Badass Idiot Ball Manchild Plucky Comic Relief As You Know Yandere Guns Akimbo Death Glare Alliterative Name "Well Done, Son!" Guy Pretty Little Headshots Closed Circle And Starring The Reveal Light Is Not Good Hypocrite Red Shirt Translation Convention Agony of the Feet Moment Killer Artistic License – Military Jerkass Cloudcuckoolander He Knows Too Much Cassandra Truth Sadistic Choice Sassy Black Woman Awesome, but Impractical Scenery Porn Double Entendre The Bad Guy Wins Mythology Gag Recycled IN SPACE! Genre Savvy Manic Pixie Dream Girl Destination Defenestration Cowboy Cop Mind Screw As Himself Children Are Innocent Not So Above It All Impaled with Extreme Prejudice Foil Kubrick Stare Chekhov's Gunman Parental Neglect Fun with Acronyms Names to Run Away from Really Fast Adaptation Name Change Sequel Hook Would Hurt a Child Never My Fault One-Word Title Big Bad Artistic License – Law Spanner in the Works World of Ham Eagleland I Have Your Wife Composite Character Even Evil Has Loved Ones The Stoner Asshole Victim Wicked Cultured The '80s Mr. Exposition Improvised Weapon Large Ham Amoral Attorney Foreshadowing Arranged Marriage The Brute Very Loosely Based on a True Story It's Personal Romantic Comedy Red Right Hand Hong Kong Films From Nobody to Nightmare Fingore No-Holds-Barred Beatdown Does Not Like Shoes Dark and Troubled Past The Smart Guy Bland-Name Product Twist Ending Badass Boast Animal Motifs Superhero Wounded Gazelle Gambit Almost Kiss Karmic Death The Power of Love Action Survivor Put on a Bus Big Eater Early-Bird Cameo The Oner Here We Go Again! Suspiciously Similar Substitute Dirty Old Man All There in the Manual Death by Sex Framing Device No-Sell The Musical It's All About Me Age Lift Brutal Honesty Enemy Mine Madness Mantra Kids Are Cruel Needs Wiki Magic Love Affectionate Parody Men Are the Expendable Gender Gratuitous English Unusual Euphemism Action Prologue Meaningful Background Event Deliberately Monochrome Logo Joke Funny Background Event Stylistic Suck Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep" Better to Die than Be Killed Adorkable Mystery and Detective Films Country Matters Tap on the Head Music Stories Major Injury Underreaction Aluminum Christmas Trees Break the Cutie Not Even Bothering with the Accent Disney Death Sequel Escalation Bloody Hilarious Room Full of Crazy Guile Hero Made of Explodium Unresolved Sexual Tension Jerk Jock Crazy Jealous Guy Refuge in Audacity Camp Gay Fan Disservice Lighter and Softer Blonde, Brunette, Redhead Colour-Coded for Your Convenience aka: Color Coded For Your Convenience Easily Forgiven Ambiguous Disorder Leitmotif Auto Erotica Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold Chekhov's Skill Green-Eyed Monster Vitriolic Best Buds Your Cheating Heart Woman Scorned Never Trust a Trailer Military and Warfare Films Grey and Gray Morality Evil Counterpart Artistic License – Biology Loads and Loads of Characters Documentary Action Film, Quiet Drama Scene Those Two Bad Guys Adaptation Dye-Job Make It Look Like an Accident Gainax Ending Black Comedy Rape Humiliation Conga Fat Bastard Hypocritical Humor No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Bound and Gagged My God, What Have I Done? Slasher Smile The Stinger Recap / RiffTrax aka: Riff Trax Movies Screw This, I'm Outta Here! Broken Bird folderlabel Back from the Dead Dramatic Irony Star-Crossed Lovers Anguished Declaration of Love Neck Snap Black Comedy Bullying a Dragon Ambiguous Ending Spiteful Spit Exactly What It Says on the Tin Vacation Films Calling the Old Man Out Evil vs. Evil Sole Survivor Villain Protagonist The Alcoholic Obstructive Bureaucrat Historical-Domain Character Insistent Terminology Immune to Bullets Slap-Slap-Kiss Casting Gag Bi the Way Daddy's Girl Re-Cut Mad Scientist Demonic Possession All for Nothing Rated M for Manly Intergenerational Friendship Evil-Detecting Dog Plot Hole Award-Bait Song Shirtless Scene Morality Pet Monumental Damage MacGuffin Annoying Younger Sibling Grievous Bottley Harm Ugly Guy, Hot Wife Four-Temperament Ensemble Combat Pragmatist Punny Name Drill Sergeant Nasty Sports Stories Sinister Minister Index of Film Westerns Narrator Early Installment Weirdness Driven to Suicide Dying Moment of Awesome Cool Old Guy Defrosting Ice Queen Stealth Pun Left the Background Music On Missing Mom Determinator aka: The Determinator Based on a True Story Becoming the Mask Spiritual Successor Honor Before Reason Once More, with Clarity! Actor Allusion Beta Couple Victoria's Secret Compartment Fire-Forged Friends Big Bad Duumvirate Stealth Hi/Bye Improbable Weapon User Armor-Piercing Question It Can Think Sci-Fi Horror Pet the Dog Groin Attack Accidental Misnaming It Will Never Catch On Department of Redundancy Department Continuity Nod Badass Longcoat Expy Advertised Extra Body Horror Brother–Sister Incest Hoist by His Own Petard Cat Scare Scary Black Man Bar Brawl My Beloved Smother Good Is Not Nice Adaptational Heroism Fainting Beauty Is Never Tarnished Horror Films Bare Your Midriff Race Against the Clock Establishing Character Moment An Arm and a Leg A Father to His Men Toilet Humour aka: Toilet Humor Dramedy Extreme Doormat The Sociopath Big Applesauce Abusive Parents Badass Normal Dark Reprise Nice Job Fixing It, Villain! Unusually Uninteresting Sight Science Fiction Films Intrepid Reporter Dirty Coward Unwitting Instigator of Doom Hope Spot Crazy-Prepared Psychopathic Manchild Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass Disproportionate Retribution Adaptational Villainy May–December Romance Gone Horribly Right Action Genre She Cleans Up Nicely Off with His Head! Dark Is Not Evil Failed a Spot Check Bad "Bad Acting" Animal Title Index Sexy Discretion Shot An Axe to Grind Parental Abandonment Cain and Abel Mood Whiplash Chase Scene Evil Is Petty Screw the Rules, I Have Money! Berserk Button Leave the Camera Running You Killed My Father Scenery Gorn Adaptation Distillation Evil Laugh Non-Indicative Name Flashback Costume Porn The Remake The '50s Friend to All Children Line-of-Sight Name Heroic Sacrifice Anachronism Stew Stock Footage Batman Gambit Not So Stoic Handicapped Badass Diabolus ex Machina Call-Forward The Great Depression Retcon "Shaggy Dog" Story Deus ex Machina This Is Gonna Suck Broken Pedestal Rule of Symbolism Author Appeal Wham Line Say My Name I Did What I Had to Do '80s Hair Setting Update La Résistance Never Found the Body Faux Affably Evil There Is No Kill Like Overkill Defiant to the End Leaning on the Fourth Wall Bait-and-Switch Italian Films The Ace Mercy Kill Determinator Gory Discretion Shot Hell Is That Noise Arc Words Laser-Guided Karma Disguised in Drag Reckless Gun Usage Developing Doomed Characters The Dog Bites Back Shout-Out Knight Templar As the Good Book Says... Covers Always Lie Blackmail "Awesome McCool" Name Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane The Hero Not Using the "Z" Word Precision F-Strike The Faceless In Name Only Cool Shades Decoy Protagonist Kill 'em All Parental Substitute Roger Ebert: Great Movies List More Dakka Rule of Three The Quiet One Manipulative Bastard Retirony Earn Your Happy Ending A God Am I Despair Event Horizon Flipping the Bird Girl-on-Girl Is Hot Big Damn Heroes True Companions Works Set in World War II Bald of Evil Dull Surprise All There in the Script Damsel in Distress Christmas Movies Index Chuck Cunningham Syndrome Taking You with Me Breaking the Fourth Wall Male Gaze Soundtrack Dissonance You Have Outlived Your Usefulness Evil Brit Product Placement Same Language Dub Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique Eiffel Tower Effect Pragmatic Adaptation Video Credits Famous Last Words Maybe Ever After Freudian Excuse Unspoken Plan Guarantee The Dreaded Took a Level in Jerkass Rousing Speech Abhorrent Admirer Catch-Phrase Japanese Films Big Fancy House In the Back Properly Paranoid Heel Realization Historical Villain Upgrade Film Series Redemption Equals Death The Ditz Historical Hero Upgrade Spared by the Adaptation Attempted Rape Insult Backfire The Cavalry Cruel and Unusual Death Screw the Money, I Have Rules! Redshirt Army Aside Glance Downer Ending Femme Fatale Villain with Good Publicity Our Zombies Are Different Ms. Fanservice Market-Based Title Up to Eleven Gold Digger Bitch in Sheep's Clothing Oh, Crap! Romantic False Lead Deal with the Devil The Dragon Meaningful Echo Meet Cute A.I. Is a Crapshoot Sanity Slippage I Need a Freaking Drink Comically Missing the Point Actually Pretty Funny Suddenly SHOUTING! Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds Dropped a Bridge on Him Only One Name Ascended Extra Lock and Load Montage Your Head A-Splode Implacable Man Black Dude Dies First Eureka Moment Tempting Fate You Have Got to Be Kidding Me! Badass Grandpa Neck Lift Nice Hat Facial Horror Mexican Standoff Made of Iron Horror Comedy Drugs Are Bad Bottomless Magazines Evil Plan Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas Together in Death Bloodless Carnage You Have Failed Me Insane Troll Logic Chewing the Scenery Mundane Made Awesome Public Domain Feature Films Love at First Sight Hollywood Darkness Knife Nut Dumb Blonde All Just a Dream Blood from the Mouth Everyone Has Standards Hero of Another Story Did Not Get the Girl Crucified Hero Shot After the End Television Movie Index Biopic Taking the Bullet Parental Incest Drives Like Crazy Five-Man Band Frame-Up Dirty Cop The Un-Reveal The Load Dogged Nice Guy What the Hell, Hero? Pre-Asskicking One-Liner Totally Radical Evil Is Hammy Dark Action Girl The Chessmaster Serious Business Zombie Stories Instant Death Bullet Expository Hairstyle Change timeperiod Red Oni, Blue Oni Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Genre Throwback Psychological Thriller Eldritch Abomination Air-Vent Passageway Shipper on Deck Worthy Opponent Evil Sounds Deep War Is Hell The Starscream Obfuscating Stupidity Darkest Hour One Steve Limit The '90s Fantastic Racism Deadpan Snarker Bunny-Ears Lawyer Getting Crap Past the Radar Alas, Poor Villain Authority Equals Asskicking Villainous Breakdown Bilingual Bonus Police Brutality Gilligan Cut Word of God Chiaroscuro Film Noir German Films Boom, Headshot! Meaningful Name Big-Bad Ensemble Bond One-Liner Vomit Discretion Shot Silent Movie Irony Peek-a-Boo Corpse The Place Mooks Daylight Horror Wrong Genre Savvy Conspicuous CG Bring My Brown Pants Dutch Angle Beard of Evil Playing Gertrude Paper-Thin Disguise She's Got Legs Pre-Mortem One-Liner Death of a Child Would Hit a Girl Contrived Coincidence Woman in White Anyone Can Die Token Minority Dramatic Gun Cock Final Girl BFG Overprotective Dad Disney Villain Death The Vamp I Just Shot Marvin in the Face Running Gag Smug Snake Cat Fight Credits Gag A Minor Kidroduction And the Adventure Continues